LOL Exam Blunders

This was a welcome respite from the tech woes du jour. My favorites:


1) Classical Studies
Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin

2) Biology
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie

Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television

Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this
Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit

3) Math
Question: Change 7/8 to a decimal
Answer: 7.8

Question: Expand 2 (x + y)
Answer: 2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )
2 ( x + y )

4) Geography
Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar

Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria

Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.


5) Business Studies
Question: Explain the word "wholesaler".
Answer: Someone who sells you whole items - eg, a whole cake